Selected work
The Portfolio
Fresh and healed. Filter by style — every piece links to its post on Instagram.
Full portfolio & history on @tattoosbyseamus — Instagram & Facebook.
Parksville, BC · Private studio · Appointment only
Custom tattooing, original flash, and cover-ups on Vancouver Island. Three decades of work, done right, one client at a time.
Selected work
Fresh and healed. Filter by style — every piece links to its post on Instagram.
Full portfolio & history on @tattoosbyseamus — Instagram & Facebook.
Ready to go
Original designs drawn and ready to wear. Claim one — walk in Thursday or Friday, or text to grab a slot.
The studio
Fat Bastard Tattoo is a private, appointment-only studio in Parksville, BC. Every booking gets its own time and full attention in a clean, comfortable space — no rush, no crowd.
Custom art is the specialty: original colour and black & grey drawn for the person wearing it, plus flash for walk-ins, and cover-ups and clean-ups that turn old or rough ink into work you'll want to show off.
Behind the studio is Seamus — three-plus decades tattooing in shops across Canada and beyond, still holding the same standard on every piece.
What we do
Original colour and black & grey, drawn for you from the idea up.
Ready-to-wear original designs. Pick one and go.
Old, faded, or rough ink reworked into something worth wearing.
Clean, careful piercing with single-use, presterilized equipment.
Straight answers
| HourlySessions under 3 hours | $200/hr |
| Half day3–4 hours | $500 |
| Full day4–7 hours | $850 |
| MinimumAny booking | $200 |
| DepositCash or Interac e-Transfer · credited to final | from $100 |
Minimum $100, non-refundable, scales for larger projects, and comes off your final price.
48 hours' notice. Up to two reschedules with the deposit carrying over.
More than 30 minutes late without notice may forfeit the deposit and the slot.
By appointment — text (250) 813-1667. Thursdays & Fridays welcome walk-ins and free consultations.
The bench
Hand-made pieces, made by me — each one a custom commission, not off a shelf. See something you want? Send an inquiry and we'll sort the details before anything's made or paid.
Hand-tufted to your design and size. Made to order.
One-off custom work. Ask about materials and lead time.
Have something in mind? Describe it and I'll quote it.
Get in
Tell me what you're after — placement, size, colour or black & grey, fresh or cover-up. I'll get back to you to talk it through.
Private studio in Parksville, BC. Appointment-only, with walk-ins and free consults Thursdays & Fridays. Exact address is given when your appointment is confirmed.